Hull FC win ugly Cup tie at Featherstone – but at what cost?

Well, at least Hull FC are in the hat, through to the Challenge Cup quarter-finals after a 38-20 triumph at Championship outfit Featherstone Rovers.

But the consequences that could follow post-match in the next few days will leave most supporters quivering as they try to come to terms with a second half that I’m literally lost for words to describe. The game in this country, as I’ve alluded to numerous times already this season, has gone. Rugby League is a joke shop. It’s an absolute shambles. The incompetence from Scott Mikalauskas, who resembles to officiating what Stuart Cummings resembles to punditry, was there to observe. He lost the contest, he had no respect, and from there players took matters into their own hands, which saw six yellow cards and one red as the game boiled over.

Before that, Hull were already counting the cost of losing Josh Bowden, Carlos Tuimavave and Fetuli Talanoa to injury. Two of those were in the first half, so for the players left on the field to cruise to victory, especially early on, was admirable. It looked like a professional job was to unfold, but then Misi Taulapapa nearly snapped Jamie Shaul into two pieces in a carbon copy of Bobbie Bouche’s football tackles in the Waterboy. Gatoradeeeeeee. H20. You’re drinking the wrong water. Mikalauskas was, put it that way.

Gatoradeeeee

Adam Sandler at his brilliant best right there, and eloquently pointed out as ever by the wits of Lee Radford, who is comedy gold when it comes to post-match interviews. Though wits aside, that moment triggered a retaliation from Hull, who let’s be fair are no angels themselves. But with a referee who allowed Featherstone’s grubs to almost take the heads off a few Hull lads, ironically the young ones and not Super League juggernaut Sika Manu, naturally they were going to give it back, and they did. That is a direct result of a match official that has lost control and it’s really no surprise to see why that clown gets berated by both sets of fans every time he steps out onto a field. He’s a complete utter tool that would have a hard time organising a Labour rally in North Hull.

It’s just a sorry state of affairs that once again the focus is on the match official, but after witnessing that second half in particular how can it not be. It was unwatchable. Horrific. Last week against Castleford we had an official who I for one barely noticed. Gareth Hewer just got on with it, with no video ref and the game flowed on a gloriously sunny evening. That’s what we all want from rugby league is it not? Fluency and not to go home slagging off that arrogant git Steve Ganson and the clowns (maybe Hewer aside), that work under his stewardship. But that seems a pipe dream right now for as long as the bigoted hierarchy remains the same at Red Hall, or wherever the clown college is based right now.

Featherstone Hull FC

The Shaul incident was farcical. The ball was closer to Pontrefact Racecourse than in the full-backs hands by the time the Featherstone centre made contact. How the incident evaded a card is beyond most of the supporters in attendance, but it sparked what was to follow, and that was nothing more than half an hour or so of sheer lunacy.

Luckily by that stage the game as a contest had gone and thanks to five first half tries, Hull were cruising. What transpired though could come at a cost. Bureta Faraimo was sent off for an unnecessary swinging arm and will probably cop a ban and miss the Magic Weekend and beyond. Jake Connor, Danny Washbrook and Jamie Shaul all received sin bins too. Shaul’s was stupid. Washbrook’s was in retaliation to something which of course went unpunished and Connor’s was just Connor doing what Connor does best. Worth pointing out that he absolutely ran the show too but we’ll come onto that later.

Featherstone meanwhile lost Luke Briscoe and John Davies for ten minutes a-piece. Briscoe for holding down and Davies for a head shot on Jez Litten. Ironic isn’t it how these big tough Fev forwards were comfortable smashing our young lads, but shat themselves worse than Will McKenzie in his Inbetweeners exam when Sika even looked at them. Gareth Hock’s face when Josh Griffin stood up to him was worth the admission price alone. Grub.

It’s easy to see why they’re a Championship club though. Full of shithousery and pretty much summed up by their coach who said he was ‘proud’ whilst Radford was apologising to the viewers for what unfolded. That, put together with no score-board, no countdown clock, no big screen, and floodlights which had about as much light as the average flat capper has common sense, made Post Office Road and its inhabitants look amateurish indeed. They’re a backwards set of idiots over there, and I for one hope Super League continues to evade them. Well done to the Hull lads for not backing down, but again it’s a sorry state of affairs when you have to take matters into your own hands because of the ineptness of the match official.

Featherstone Away Hull FC

Though moving on, Hull’s performance on the whole was satisfactory. We got off to a great start and that was largely thanks to the exploits of Jake the Snake, who received the Sky Man of the Match award and pretty much had a hand in everything decent Hull did.

Connor was outstanding and led the team superbly. His passing was excellent and his kicking just as good, but for me the star of the star for me was Joe Westerman. In just his second outing since returning to the club he was instrumental in the sides shape and structure. Westy expanded our play and drove the ball in like every good middle man should. He’s a baller. A proper old school loose forward that still has the potential to reach previous heights in his career. Early days, but I’d already be thinking about a new contract for 2019 and beyond. He should never have left in the first place and I think I’m right in saying that both the player and coach know that, but what’s done is done. We can’t dwell on the past but instead look to the future which does look promising, and even more so when you complement his talents with a near as full strength squad.

With that shape provided Hull raced ahead into a 30-10 half time lead. Connor scored a brace, followed by tries for Manu and Shaul. A record equalling 17th consecutive try-scoring appearance for Luke Briscoe, and a try for Anthony Thackeray were the response in what was actually an entertaining first half.

I like biff, and I like it when it gets rough, but there’s a line, and unfortunately the home side didn’t have the spirit of the game in their interests once the teams came back out the sheds, but it’s a harsh reality that we didn’t conduct ourselves perfectly either. Players aren’t perfect, but you can appreciate why frustration occurs when you get officiating like that. No wonder there were fisticuffs – you could see it coming, such was the bad-tempered nature of the Cup tie.

Hull FC Featherstone

It’s actually worth pointing out that amongst the chaos, Featherstone were capable of playing some decent stuff too, so why they resorted to shithousery is a mystery. Like I said, just a backwards set of people, Richard Whiting a-side of course. They scored again through Briscoe, and later through Hock, before a Faraimo brace, and a flurry of cards in particular, soured the contest.

But whatever your stance, there were just some moments during the game that you can’t defend. The thuggery from Featherstone in the second half was ridiculous, but what stood out more was the official’s inability to deal with it – similar to the blow Kevin Harkin copped to the head in the 1983 Wembley final. A Challenge Cup encounter remembered for all the wrong reasons, but one the late great Charlie Stone would have probably relished playing in. Bring on the quarters, that’s if there’s any blokes left…

Featherstone Away Hull FC

Featherstone Starting XIII: 7. Anthony Thackeray, 2. Shaun Robinson, 4. Misi Taulapapa, 19. Josh Hardcastle, 5. Luke Briscoe, 6. Martyn Ridyard, 18. Tom Holmes, 8. Scott Wheeldon, 9. Keal Carlisle, 21. Brad Knowles, 11. Connor Farrrell, 12. John Davies, 13. James Lockwood. Interchange: Matty Wildie, 15. Gareth Hock, Luke Cooper, Sam Brooks.

Featherstone Tries: Thackeray, Briscoe 2, Hock. Goals: Ridyard 2/4

Hull Starting XIII: 1. Jamie Shaul, 2. Bureta Faraimo, 4. Josh Griffin, 11. Dean Hadley, 5. Fetuli Talanoa, 14. Jake Connor, 3. Carlos Tuimavave, 15. Chris Green, 9. Danny Houghton, 13. Josh Bowden, 21. Sika Manu, 12. Mark Minichiello, 33. Joe Westerman. Interchange: 22. Jez Litten, 26. Jordan Lane, 29. Masimbaashe Matongo, 17. Danny Washbrook.

Hull Tries: Connor 2, Manu, Shaul, Griffin, Faraimo 2. Goals: Connor 5/7

Hull 3-2-1 Man of the Match: 3pts Joe Westerman, 2pts Jake Connor, 1pt Sika Manu

Scoring System: 0-6, 0-12, 0-18, 4-18, 4-24, 4-30, 10-30, 16-30, 16-34, 16-38, 20-38

Attendance: 2,322

Referee: Scott Miklauskas

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3 Comments on Hull FC win ugly Cup tie at Featherstone – but at what cost?

  1. Author Image Bob Jameson // 14th May 2018 at 4:09 pm // Reply

    Stop blubbering, petal. For once a team took exception to Connor’s cowardly wind-up antics and stood up for themselves. In fact his single-handed attempt to wind up the Fev team had a negative effect, and seemed to inspire the home team…what had looked like a drubbing when it was 0-18 after 13 minutes didn’t transpire, and the score over the remainder of the game was 20-20.

    It’s clear from the whining tone of your entire post that you didn’t enjoy your team being outplayed by Championship opposition for the last hour, but for goodness sake, dry your tears and move on.

    • Author Image Dan Tomlinson // 15th May 2018 at 7:30 am // Reply

      You’ve just stated the score-line was 20-20 over that period of time, so that’s not a case of one team outplaying the other is it? Bit of a silly comment. The game was gone at 30-4 and Hull were never in danger of losing it, so what’s your point?

      And as for moving on. This was wrote last Friday, and you Fev lot are still crying on Monday. I’ll get the violins out for you now. Have fun in the Championship. Grubs

  2. Author Image Dave Waterson // 14th May 2018 at 4:35 pm // Reply

    It’s your forum so I’ve no intention of trading the usual “you did this, we did that” type argument. What I would like to point out to you are a few facts – particularly relating to our scoreboard. It was a perfectly good screen before the sky engineers fekked it up just before kick off. (Wrong cabling I understand). Before you guys come the great I am and ridicule our ground, id just like to point out that it is our own ground. Without the millions you lot have had, we get on and build our stands with volunteers efforts. That’s called commitment. We don’t rely on the local council to build a stadium.

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